These 9 Funny Groomsmen Gifts are So Bad They're Good
If you are wanting to get your groomsmen laughing this guide has 9 funny gifts to choose from. From hilarious to gross and everything in between
Time to get your groomsmen gifts and you’re stuck. You want something fun, thoughtful, yet useful. It's also fun to add some humor to the mix, and there are plenty of funny gifts to choose from.
With so many funny and unique gift ideas out there, you’re sure to find something that’s perfect for each of your groomsmen.
How we choose:
We know you have enough to do planning your wedding. That's why we have read hundreds and hundreds of online reviews to take the guesswork out of giving your groomsmen funny gifts.
Our list has gifts that are funny-cute, nasty funny, and some just hilarious.
Old Southern Brass The Original 12 Gauge Shot Glasses Set of 4 - Groomsmen Tuxedo
Why it's on the list:
Make a lasting impression with these unique shot glasses! Each set comes in its own sleek box and includes 4 high-quality polyethylene shells – perfect for gifting your groomsmen. Buy one box of 4 for each, or mix it up by getting multiple sets to spread out among all their goody bags.
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Great for the goodie bags
- The groomsmen loved them
- They are sturdy with a nice design
Cons:
- They are plastic, not glass
- One of them came scratched
- Feel cheap
The Best Part: A portion of proceeds are donated to the Wounded Warrior Project
True Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Why it's on the list:
Give your bros an unforgettable groomsmen gift and make them howl with laughter - Manneken Pis! Not only is it made of quality materials, but also so handy that you can hide it in a kitchen drawer or carry it around easily.
What's more fun than having a mini sculpture literally dispense drinks while 'peeing'?
The Best Part: Manufactured by the True #1 maker of barware in the United States.
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Gave it to a co-worker who loved it
- It's a great addition to the bar in the basement
- Gets a laugh every time it's used
- Impressive stream
Cons:
- Didn't come in the advertised box
- It was fragile and broke
- The drink didn't taste good
Thor Drinking Horn
Why it's on the list:
Let your groomsmen feel like a Nordic Warrior while drinking beer at the wedding with their own unique and exclusive buffalo horn Viking cup.
Not only will it make them look awesome - they can keep that beer icy cool throughout the festivities, and no animals were harmed during production, so you don't have to worry while enjoying your special day.
Raise a mead toast like you're living in Valhalla!
The Best Part: Handcrafted so each is slightly different in color & shape making them one of a kind
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Bought as a gift and loved it so much I wish I could keep it
- My dad thinks he's a Viking and loves it
- My friend is always asked where he got it whenever he uses it
Cons:
- Didn't hold 20 oz as advertised
- Has an odor
- Doesn't stand upright
Happy Nuts Comfort Cream
Why it’s on the list:
If you want to get funny gifts for groomsmen, Nothing says 'love' like gifting the best protection against sweat, chafing, and even embarrassing odors on your big wedding day!
Formulated with aloe, it soothes skin while providing a powerful anti-friction layer and will last through the entire evening whatever the plan may be!
Gift the ultimate wedding accessory - comfort between the legs!
The Best Part: All USA-made and entirely natural, and safe.
From Reviews:
Pros:
- My husband has happy balls when he uses this
- Have the confidence to join a dating app
- Bought as a joke but he loved the product
Cons:
- Sticky hands after applying
- The scent isn’t strong
- Didn’t keep me dry
"I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell off" -Tank
I flexed and the sleeves fell off tank
Amaze wherever you go with your flexing power
Why it’s on the list:
This workout tank is a great groomsmen's gift as it's sure to be an instant conversation starter, allowing them to make lighthearted jokes about their own attempts at flexing.
It is supposed to be true to size for a form-fitting look so size up if that's not the style he likes.
This is a funny gift whether he's buff or not.
The Best Part: Crazy Dog Shirts have almost 10,000 five-star reviews on Amazon
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Great quality and soft
- A lot of compliments
- Got for a friend who thought it was hysterical
Cons:
- Thin fabric
- Too tight
- The quality of the print was bad
Beer Belly Waist Bag
Why it’s on the list:
Your groomsmen will go wild for this hilarious hairy beer belly bag!
Not only is it funny, but also practical - they'll be able to keep all the essential items of their day with them, at the same time making everyone laugh, plus, when those dancefloor moves get heated up and sweaty, whatever's inside will stay dry thanks to its waterproof material.
The Best Part: Even the hair looks so real!
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Much better quality than expected
- Such a hit at the White Elephant party
- The pouch is large enough to fit 2 beers
Cons:
- Doesn't fit if you have a real beer belly
- Cheap looking
"How to Live with a Small Penis"- Book
How to live with a small penis-journal
Blank notebook so you can write your own story
Why it’s on the list:
Get ready for some 'sizeable' laughs as these make a funny groomsmen gift, and be sure to get everyone talking - even those tiny voices down there!
Whether your closest pals have it all or are lacking a little below the belt; show them you care with this hilarious notebook. Not only will they be able to record their most important thoughts and musings on its lined pages. but also chuckle at that hilarious cover.
The Best Part: Using it in public and watching people's reactions
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Everyone was laughing at the party
- I got a lot of female attention while "reading" this book
- The guy can write his own sad stories
Cons:
- It's just lined pages
- Quality isn't the best
I'm Not Gay Color-Changing Mug
Why it’s on the list:
Get your guys one of the greatest gag gifts on the list!
A mug that says one thing when cold, and oh-so-much more once it gets hot. As seen on NBC, CBS AND FOX this surprise gift is sure to put a chuckle in their morning coffee routine for many years to come. There are different mugs to choose from so if this message is offensive or not funny, find another!
They will forever remember the special day you shared with the ever-changing message.
The Best Part: The mug has a lifetime warranty
From Reviews:
Pros:
- Recommended for anyone that has a sense of humor
- My new favorite mug
- Great laughs
Cons:
- The whole message was printed on the box so there wasn't a surprise
- Hand wash only
- I got the wrong mug-make sure to check before gifting
Potty Fishing Game
Why it’s on the list:
Treat your groomsman to some "reel" fun while he sits on his throne in the bathroom.
Perfect for those who need a break from life's hustle and bustle, this hilarious game comes with all he will need to catch some fish including a "Do Not Disturb" sign so that no one messes with his me-time.
He will think of you each time he does his business.
The Best Part: Can double as a potty training game!
From Reviews:
Pros:
- This was such a hit, I bought it again for someone else
- Bought it as a joke gift but now I want one too
- So much fun all the kids took it
Cons:
- Not good quality
- The magnets didn't work
- Made a mess in the bathroom
Frequently asked questions about Groomsmen
Who pays for the groomsmen's attire?
Most of the time, the groomsmen should pay for their own wedding suits. But there are some times when the groom might pay. If the groom knows that a potential groomsman doesn't have the money, or if the groom is choosing designer attire, he probably doesn't expect to have his friends take a loan out to be in his wedding.
What is the role of the best man?
Traditionally, the best man's role was to help the groom with wedding preparations and to act as a witness to the marriage. These days, the best man may also be in charge of assigning tasks to the groomsmen, making sure everyone is where they're supposed to be during the ceremony and delivering a speech during the reception.
What are the duties of a groomsman?
The groomsmen's main job is to help guests before the wedding and stand next to the groom during the ceremony.
The groom may also ask for help with other things, like planning a bachelor party or helping make sure people are happy at the reception. Groomsmen may also do things that are traditional in their area, like decorating the newlywed couple's car.
How many groomsmen are there traditionally?
Traditionally, there are about as many groomsmen as there are bridesmaids. However, the number of groomsmen can vary depending on the size of the wedding party and the preferences of the bride and groom.
Can women be groomsmen?
Don't feel limited by tradition - grab a pal from either side of the aisle! Whether it's your brother serving as bridesmaid or best friend taking on the role of the groomsman, there are no rules when it comes to mixing up wedding party roles. So don't be shy: break out and make those gender boxes disappear!
There You Have It!
Now that you've reached the end of this guide, you should be fully equipped with all the knowledge and ideas you need to find the perfect groomsmen gift.
Whether you want to go for toilet humor or something more refined, there's definitely a gag gift out there for every kind of guy.
And remember, at the end of the day, it's all about making sure your friend has a good time on your wedding day.
Happy Shopping!
Stacy